I can’t stand when people say “no homo”.
Yes, I totally pegged you as a homosexual after that nice comment towards the same sex.
Horoscopes are such bullshit. I’m single, ya fool. Don’t really think “my sweetheart” is going to “loosen their tongue” and tell me their “feelings”
Unless it’s Zooey Deschanel. She can loosen up her tongue for me.
I seriously need those Bella ballerina shoes by Skechers.